Dirty Valentine Heart Candy Prank
$14.99
Valentine’s day is the time to let your loved one know you care. Dirty Valentine’s heart candy is for true romantics. These candy hearts are for those who aren’t afraid to say “Nice Butt,” “Bend Over,” or “I’m Easy.”
Sender & receiver must be over 18 years old.
Various funny adult-themed romantic phrases are sure to get your Valentine’s motor running. Or maybe send them into a giggle coma. These are not your average everyday conversation hearts. These hearts have trouble written all over them.
If you’re feeling incredibly romantic this Valentine’s Day, risqué phrases won’t get the job done. Our premium x-rated dirty Valentine’s heart candy will do the job for you.
Whatever you do, don’t let the kids take these to school. YIKES!
Anonymous and discrete, we will ship them to your Valentine with a considerable note saying, “EAT ME!”
Who do you know that deserves this gift of love?
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How to Mail Dirty Valentine Candy to Someone
Step-by-step guide on how to send someone a dirty Valentine’s prank anonymously. Simple. Easy. Quick.
Step 1: Decide who will be the recipient of your gift of love.
Step 2: Pick a sticker to throw your victim off the trail. The sticker is placed by the address on the outside of the envelope.
Step 3: Add more prank power to take your gag gift to the next level.
Step 4: Add a personal note if you would like to take credit for your precious gift. Or leave it blank for it to be 100% anonymous.
Step 5: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide a shipping address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 6: That’s it! We’ll take care of the rest and send you a confirmation email when your dirty Valentine’s candy is shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to add a custom note.
Who do you know that needs dirty Valentine’s candy in their life?
Flowers die, and chocolates will make you fat. Send your Valentine something different this year. Dirty Valentine's heart candy is the perfect gift to let that special someone know how you feel about them.
Risqué Dirty Valentine Heart Candy
Our romantic risqué valentine hearts are sure to make your Valentine smile. You may even be rewarded for such a thoughtful gift. Saying "I Love You" is so overrated. Be more daring; get things heated with these risqué Valentine's messages.
Risqué Sayings Include:
- Cute Butt
- Let's Scr*w
- Be My Love Slave
- Do Me
- Make Me Hot
- Bend Over
- Eat Me
- Nice T*ts
- Let's Make Love
- Lick Me
- I'm H*rny
These dirty Valentine's heart candy sayings are only censored here. You get the uncensored version of the candy itself. Personalize your prank with an optional Valentine's Day sticker or glitter, or even add a personal note!
X-Rated Dirty Valentine Heart Candy
X-Rated Dirty Valentine Heart Candy
Suppose you want to get things heated up this Valentine's day. Bring sexy and sweetness together with these x-rated Valentine candy hearts.
Tacky? Of course, it is, but imagine the surprise on their face when they read the first one. The tackiness will be worth it. This is the adult version of those innocent little conversation hearts you remember as a kid going to elementary school. Each dirty Valentine's candy heart features an x-rated saying that will have everyone laughing and blushing.
Instead of whispering sweet nothings in your partner's ear this February, crank up the heat with these x-rated Valentine's hearts. Guaranteed to cause a few giggles, these treats are a playful twist on the original sappy v-day sweets.
With naughty phrases like "Blow Me," "Lick Me," and "Let's F*ck," these sexy little candies skip past all the pleasantries and get right to the point. This dirty Valentine's heart candy is something to consider this coming Valentine's Day, providing a hilarious alternative to the classics.
RISQUÉ & X-RATED VALENTINE CANDY BOX INCLUDE:
- Delicious fruit-flavored candy printed with your choice of real risqué or x-rated messages.
- Each 1.6 oz. A gram box of candy contains approximately 25 pieces of pre-printed heart-shaped candy.
- "EAT ME" note included.
- The optional sticker can be placed on the outside packaging.
- Optional glitter or choice of glitter-confetti mix to your candy hearts.
- Option to include a personal note within your package if you dare.
If you're not into sending your loved one dirty Valentine's heart candy. Consider sending your loved one a Valentine's Day glitter bomb, a lovely middle finger letter, or pick from our selection of wonderful glitter bomb mail. Nothing says "I Love You" like being covered in glitter.
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Reach out to us through our contact page if you aren’t entirely pleased with your prank mail, and we will respond to you as soon as possible. We will do our absolute best to make it right. We want you to know that your complete satisfaction is guaranteed.
Disclaimer: Products on this site are intended only as gag gifts for adults. These products are designed to generate a laugh and are not to be sent with malicious intent. Do not place an order if you doubt that sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site as it was intended, as a joke.
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