Bad Breath Prank By Mail

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We all know someone with a chronic case of bad breath. What do these people do, eat crap sandwiches for lunch everyday. You want to let them know their breath stinks like crap but you also don’t want to hurt their feelings or want them to hurt you. Let us tell them for you!

Give us a name and address and we’ll send your friend or fr-enemy a nice juicy stick of breath-refreshing gum along with a note explaining to them, their breath stinks and they need to do something about it.

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We all have that one close friend who has the worst case of bad breath. Every time you’re around him or her, you you can’t wait to get away because your nose is practically explode from the nasty pungent odor coming from their mouth. You can’t help but wonder if they actually ate a pile of dog crap for lunch?

Not only does this friend of yours have the nastiest bad breath of all time. They always seem to be the closest talkers, always in your face, oblivious of the stench coming from their mouth. These people also love to gossip, whispering in your ear while curling your nose hairs, using phrases like, “whaaaaaaaaats up man?” hooooooooow are you?” and “hey, does my breath stink?” Well, stop dealing with it and start doing something about the stench!

 

How to Tell Someone They Have Bad Breath

Fun and games aside, most people who suffer from chronic bad breath don’t realize their grotesque situation. It can be tough to tell a family member, close friend or co-worker their breath can kill a horse. You want to be honest with the person buy you don’t want to risk your relationship and very possibly your health. So how do you approach the subject? Let us do it for you.

All you have to do is send us a name, address and send us a little money and we’ll take care of the rest. We’ll send the recipient a standard sized envelope with a note explaining their breath smells like crap and included is a single stick of sugar-free gum that should be chewed until they can get somewhere to brush their teeth.

The bad breath prank, like all of our pranks, is 100% anonymous. Your victim will never know you’re the one who sent it unless you decide to tell them.

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3 reviews for Bad Breath Prank By Mail

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Britney

    Ahahahahahaha, this is sooooooo worth it!!

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Darren G.

    I have never seen this prank anywhere else before. This was perfect way to tell my stank breath co-worker to go brush is teeth. Get the hint!

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    John

    Passive aggressive prank, this is perfect!

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