Bad Breath Mail Prank
$4.99
How to tell someone they have bad breath anonymously?
We all know someone with a chronic case of bad breath. What do these people do, eat crap sandwiches for lunch every day? You want to let them know their breath stinks like crap, but you also don’t want to hurt their feelings or want them to come after you. Let us tell them for you!
Give us a name and address, and we’ll send your friend or fr-enemy a nice juicy stick of breath-refreshing gum along with a note explaining to them their breath stinks and they need to do something about it.
Who needs to know they have bad breath?
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How to Send a Bad Breath Mail Prank by Mail
Step-by-step guide on how to tell someone they have bad breath anonymously. Easy. Quick. Simple.
Step 1: Decide who will be the recipient of your lovely gift.
Step 2: Pick a sticker to throw off the recipient even further. Placed by the address on the outside of the envelope.
Step 3: Add more prank power to take your bad breath prank to the next level.
Step 4: You can add a personal note if you would like to take credit for your gracious gift. Or leave it blank for it to be 100% anonymous.
Step 5: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide an address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 6: That’s it! We’ll take care of the rest and send you a confirmation email when your bad breath prank is shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to add a custom note.
Who will be the first to receive a bad breath prank from you?
We all have that close friend with the worst case of bad breath. Every time you're around them, you can't wait to get away because your nose practically explodes from the nasty pungent odor coming from their mouth. You can't help but wonder if they ate a pile of dog crap for lunch?
This friend of yours has the nastiest bad breath of all time. They always seem to be close talkers, always in your face, oblivious of the stench coming from their mouths. These people also love to gossip, whispering in your ear while curling your nose hairs, using phrases like, "whaaaaaaaaats up man?" hooooooooow are you?" and "hey, does my breath stink?" Well, stop dealing with it and start doing something about the stench!
How to Tell Someone They Have Bad Breath
Fun and games aside, most people who suffer from chronic bad breath don't realize their grotesque situation. It can be tough to tell a family member, close friend, or co-worker their breath can kill a horse face-to-face. You want to be honest, but you don't want to risk your relationship and, very possibly, your health. So how do you approach the subject? We can tell them for you.
Just send us a name, address, and a little money, and we'll take care of the rest. We'll send the recipient a standard-sized envelope with a note explaining their breath smells like crap, and include a single stick of gum they can chew until they can get somewhere to brush their teeth.
Like all of our mail pranks, the bad breath prank is 100% anonymous. Your victim will never know you're the one who sent it unless you decide to tell them.
If the bad breath prank is not your style, consider sending a confetti bomb, exploding glitter bomb, or even Gotcha mail prank to make their day. Nothing says "Thinking of you" like being covered in glitter.
You'll be able to read more about maintaining fresh breath here.
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Disclaimer: Products on this site are intended only as gag gifts for adults. These products are designed to generate a laugh and are not to be sent with malicious intent. Do not place an order if you doubt that sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site as it was intended, as a joke.
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anonymous –
I know it was suppose to be a prank on my stinky breath coworker. but I’m hear to tell you, it worked. llololol
Lania K. –
I had an order issue and had to contact the company. They responded quickly and helped me get it corrected. A+ customer service and quick shipping.
Anonymous –
I don’t know why anyone would leave their name in this review section. That’s just asking for trouble. My brother-in-law has the worst breath. The guy must eat S*** sandwiches every day. Let’s see if it helps when he gets this!
anonymous –
I know this is a prank but it’s a dang good one. Just sent one to an office co-worker.
Anonymous –
I don’t have bad breath. Whoever sent me this is a bastard-coated bastard. And this company sux!
Anonymous –
Somebody had to tell our boss he had bad breath and that person is me!
anonymous –
Shipped and arrived quickly. It’s been a week now and our project manager still has no idea who sent it.
Barbara C. –
The only place on the internet I found this prank. Thank you for making my life easier. LOL
Anonymous –
Knowing this is something you can actually buy on the internet should make you aware about your own breath. And it’s really bad when I have to spend $5 to tell you about your stink mouth. Hope you did some google searching and found this site and review. Now please don’t worry about who in the office did this, and go brush your stank teeth!
Anonymous –
There was no other way to tell them to go brush their teeth. The glitter was just an added bonus!
anonymous –
Just sent this to a friend of mine that has the worst coffee/cigarette/butt breath you can imagine. I really wish I could be there when she opens it.
Kyle D. –
Quick shipping and in case your nervous, it really is anonymous.
Anonymous –
Sent this to a friend of mine. Didn’t think it was funny but if I was to guess, it worked!
John –
Passive aggressive prank, this is perfect!
Darren G. –
I have never seen this prank anywhere else before. This was perfect way to tell my stank breath co-worker to go brush is teeth. Get the hint!
Britney –
Ahahahahahaha, this is sooooooo worth it!!