Bag of Dicks Mail Prank
$18.99
Want to get the last word and tell a friend or enemy to “eat a dick?” Do it in style by sending them an entire bag of big, fat, juicy, gummy penises.
Don’t be misled; our price includes free shipping with tracking! You can add a personal note, additional prank power, and even a sticker to the envelope to further throw them off the trail.
We’d like to send it to them for you discreetly and anonymously. Your information will not appear anywhere on the packaging. They’ll have no clue it was from you unless you tell them in the optional personal note.
Along with the bite-sized treats, we’ll include a short-and-sweet note with your order telling the recipient to “Eat a Bag Of Dicks!” Think they’ll eat them? I bet they do!
Who do you know that needs to eat a bag of dicks?
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How to Mail a Bag of Dicks to Someone
Step-by-step guide on how to send someone a bag of dicks anonymously. Simple. Easy. Quick.
Step 1: Decide who will be the recipient of your gift of love.
Step 2: Pick a sticker to throw your victim off the trail. The sticker is placed by the address on the outside of the envelope.
Step 3: Add more prank power to take your prank mail to the next level.
Step 4: Add a personal note if you would like to take credit for your precious gift. Or leave it blank for it to be 100% anonymous.
Step 5: Click “Add to Cart,” confirm your order, provide a shipping address, and pay us a little bit of money.
Step 6: That’s it! We’ll take care of the rest and send you a confirmation email when your bag of dicks is shipped!
We’ll deliver your prank anonymously unless you want to add a custom note.
Who do you know that needs a bag of dicks in their life?
Our most popular edible prank, our gummy penis gag, is a great way to tell a friend, family member, co-worker, enemy, or anyone to "EAT A BAG OF DICKS."
It's easy; all you need to do is send us your victim's name, address, and a little cash. Once your order is received and processed, we'll send your target a discrete and anonymous package with two things included; A nice fat bag of juicy gummy penises and a professional-looking note telling them to "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"
It's 100% anonymous; there will be nothing within the package linking you to the gag. All you have to do is sit back and try your best to keep from telling your victim you're the one who sent it. If you want to mess with your target's head, send them an anonymous bag of dicks once every couple of months or so. Watching their frustration grow and their waistline from eating all those candy dicks will be much more satisfying than the gag itself!
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
Why Mail a Bag of Dicks?
People have been sending dicks to each other for decades. In our younger years, we'd sketch out a penis on paper and pass it to our friends. Sometimes with a custom title, your friend or the teacher's name written across it.
Once pagers and cell phones hit the scene, people began texting penises to each other. Remember these ( 8===D | <===3 | 8==> ~ ~ )? Now smartphones and apps like Snapchat open the door for naughty pictures to be sent to each other. However, one of these pics ends up in the wrong hands, and you're standing in front of the man, explaining yourself.
There are only a few reasons to send someone dicks in the mail. You want to make someone special in your life laugh by sending them a funny, not-so-common gag gift. Or, someone in your life is a total dick, not even a hard-on, just a limp flaccid penis, and needs to get what they deserve. So if the reason is wanting to tell that special someone to F*** OFF or just sending someone a tasty treat, you'll leave the Recipient wondering who sent them.
If the eat-a-bag of dicks prank is not your style. Consider sending a confetti bomb, exploding glitter bomb, or even middle finger mail to make their day. Nothing says "Thinking of you" like being covered in glitter.
Gummy candies have been around for a long time. You can learn more about other gummy candies by visiting this site here.
So let's get this party started and send a bag of dicks right now!
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Disclaimer: Products on this site are intended only as gag gifts for adults. These products are designed to generate a laugh and are not to be sent with malicious intent. Do not place an order if you doubt that sending a product from this site could potentially harm someone. You are responsible for using this site as it was intended, as a joke.
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anonymous –
Nothing like watching him eat a bag of dicks at work.
Sam –
This was a hilarious prank on my buddy’s facial expression was priceless. The sad thing was he ate every one of them in front of the whole crew.
Annonymous –
Bought some of these for an ex-girlfriend, sure she enjoyed every one of them.
Anonymous –
Ordered this for my forman and watched him eat every one of them. Ha!
Scotty E. –
OMG, this is too funny…
Sarah C. –
I know just the dude that’s getting these for Christmas, JERK!!