Bag of Dicks Mailed Anonymously

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Want to get the last word and tell a friend or enemy to “eat-a-dick.” Do it in style by sending them an entire bag of big, fat, juicy, gummy penises. Let us send it for you discretely and anonymously. Your information will not appear anywhere on the packaging. They’ll have no clue it was from you unless you tell them.

Along with the bite-sized treats, we’ll include a short-and-sweet note with your order telling the victim to “Eat a Bag 0f Dicks!” Think they’ll eat them? I bet they do!


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Our most popular edible prank, our gummy penis gag is a great way to tell a friend, family member, co-worker, enemy or anyone you can think of to “EAT A BAG OF DICKS.”

It’s easy, all you need to do is send us the name of your victim, their address and a little bit of cash. Once your order is received and processed, we’ll send your target a discrete and anonymous package with two things included; A nice fat bag of juicy gummy penises, and a professional looking note telling them to “EAT A BAG OF DICKS!”

It’s 100% anonymous, there will be nothing within the package linking you to the gag. All you have to do is sit back and try your best to keep from telling your victim you’re the one who sent it. If you really want to mess with your target’s head, send them an anonymous bag of dicks once every couple months or so. Watching their frustration grow, along with their waistline, from eating all those candy dicks will be so much more satisfying than the gag itself!

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**


Why Mail a Bag of Dicks?

People have been sending dicks to each other for decades. Back in our younger years we’d sketch out a penis on paper and pass it to our friends. Sometimes with a custom title, your friends,or the teachers name written across it.

Once pagers and cell phones hit the scene, people began texting penis’s to each other. Remember these (  8===D  |  <===3  |   8==> ~ ~  )? Now smartphones and apps like snapchat open the door for naughty pictures to be sent to each other. However, one of these pics end up in the wrong hands and you’re standing in front of the man, explaining yourself.

There’s basically only a couple reasons to send someone dicks in the mail. You either want to make someone special in your life laugh, by sending them a funny, not-so-common, gag gift. Or, there’s someone in your life being a total dick, not even a hard-on, just a limp flaccid penis and needs to get what they deserve. So if the reason is wanting to tell that special someone to F*** OFF or just sending someone a tasty treat. You’ll definitely leave the recipient wondering who sent them.

Gummy candies have been around for a long time. You can learn more about other gummy candies by visiting this site here.

So let’s get this party started and send a bag of dicks right now!

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2 reviews for Bag of Dicks Mailed Anonymously

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Sarah C.

    I know just the dude that’s getting these for Christmas, JERK!!

  2. Rated 5 out of 5

    Scotty E.

    OMG, this is too funny…

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